Yintoni eqhuba olu tshintsho lwequbuliso?Ingaba lunxulumene nonyawo lwethu lwekhabhoni?Ndiyaxolisa ukuba ndiyamnkela ukuba i-intshi ezi-4 zesikwere zephepha lewax kwaye ndiligcine kwidrowa yedesika liza kukrwitsha ufudo kwenye indawo (kwaye ndiyazibuza ukuba ezi zirhubuluzi zincinci zingamagwala ziyakusabela njani i-asteroid strike).
Ewe, iirisithi zikhangeleka ngathi zizalana njengemivundla kwiwalethi yam ezele ngamakhadi etyala nawesipho, amakhadi okuthembeka kunye nephepha elingenamali.
Yiyo loo nto ndikhathazwa kakhulu yinto yamva nje yoomabhalana abathengisa izinto ezingafaniyo “Ungathanda irisithi yakho?”Okanye “Ungathanda irisithi?”Thatha ixesha lokugweba!
Ndiyayiqonda "ukhetha irisithi ebhegini yakho?"okanye “ungathanda ukufumana irisithi nge-imeyile?”;kodwa umbuzo onzulu-okanye-nto uxhokonxa kakhulu.
Ndibizeni sisikolo sakudala, kodwa ndithanda ukuthathela ingqalelo ukurhweba.Yeka ukuncinwa okukhoyo!Yintoni elandelayo kwiNdawo yemibuzo yoRhwebo engenantlonipho?”Ungathanda ukushiya ubisi ejagini?""Ngaba ukhetha igumbi lokulinganisa elinelatshi okanye elingenalo?"
Ngamaxesha am amanyala, ndingathanda ukubona “Ngaba uyafuna irisithi?”Unobhala wenkundla wakhupha umnxeba wam ngocoselelo wazenza oncokolayo, njengokuthi “Isniper endaweni?Sinengxaki yokubanjwa apha.”
Yintoni eqhuba olu tshintsho lwequbuliso?Ingaba lunxulumene nonyawo lwethu lwekhabhoni?Ndiyaxolisa ukuba ndiyamnkela ukuba i-intshi ezi-4 zesikwere zephepha lewax kwaye ndiligcine kwidrowa yedesika liza kukrwitsha ufudo kwenye indawo (kwaye ndiyazibuza ukuba ezi zirhubuluzi zincinci zingamagwala ziyakusabela njani i-asteroid strike).
Kwakhona, qinisekisa umthengi kwirisithi ukuba “incinci kakhulu, ishiywe lixesha” ngaphambi kokuba umthengi aginye iSlim Jim, atsibele kwikhabhi yelori yakhe enkulu aze agqume ukuze aqalise ukucoca (ukuthetha ngokwendalo) ihlathi elinyulu?
Kungenjalo, ukuthingaza ukuprinta iirisithi inokuba linyathelo lokunciphisa iindleko. Heyi, ukuba usecicini lokutshona ngolo hlobo, kungcono uziphathe kakuhle kum okanye ndikutyhale.(“Ewe, Ndifuna irisithi yam. Ikopi yerisithi yam! kunye nenapkins yebhokisi yeglavu yam. Neepakethe zeketchup. Andikhathali nokuba le yivenkile yefenitshala – Ndifuna ibhegi Yam yeketchup!”)
Kungenjalo, umabhalana waseStepford unokulandela imiyalelo yenkampani ngokunyanisekileyo ukuze anikele uncedo olongezelelekileyo. Heyi, ukuba ukundisindisa kuloyiko lokuhlohlwa kwipokotho yehempe kubazisela ulonwabo, ndinokucinga ngeendlela ezingakumbi zokuba bafumane ulonwabo. Ishedi yam idinga okuthile ukuqoqosha kulempelaveki, kuthekani ngokunkcenkceshela izityalo zam ngelixa ndiseholideyini?
Xa abaxhasi bevenkile besenza ezi ntshukumo zinkulu, ngaba abathengi balindele okuthile ngembuyekezo? (“Kulungile, ndiza kudanisa emtshatweni wakho, ndiza kusayina imali-mboleko yakho, kodwa kuya kufuneka ndicinge ngokunikela ngezintso, uCindi kunye Mna.”)
Iirisithi ezininzi azibonwa kwakhona, kodwa kumbono omfutshane ukulahla eyakho xa kunokwenzeka ukuba uxakene nenkonzo yabathengi malunga nokubuyiswa kwempahla engazange ilingane okanye i-electronics engasebenzi kakuhle. ufunge ukuba ndiyithenge apha ndicela undinike ikhredithi, intle ine cherry, hayi andikwazi ukubonisa ukuba ndiyibhatale nala cherry...")
Xa abathengisi berhwebesha abathengi ukuba bajongane nophicotho lwerhafu yengeniso ngaphandle kwerisithi, ababenzeli nto. (“Ndiyazi ukuba ndinerisithi, ndingatsala umshicileli wam omtsha, kodwa uZachary noW wenza imeko ecenga ngolo hlobo.”)
Yimani emva, oomabhalane! Ndikhule ngexesha apho “isitampu sobungqina bokuthenga” sasivakala.
Ixesha lokuposa: Mar-01-2022